‎1. On the first day of Halloween,
Sandy gave to me….

A blow to Westchester County.

2. One the second day of Halloween,
Sandy gave to me…

Two feet of water….

3. On the third day of Halloween,
Sandy gave to me…

“Call us if your phone’s out”

4. On the fourth day of Halloween,
Sandy gave to me…

Home Depot’s out of firewood.

5. On the fifth day of Halloween,
Sandy gave to me…

NO CON ED TRUCKS!!!….

6. On the sixth day of Halloween,
Sandy gave to me…

Six pounds of leftover Halloween candy…

7. On the seventh day of Halloween,
Sandy gave to me…

A spoiled fridge full from Costco…

8. On the eighth day of Halloween,
Sandy gave to me…

Eight loads of laundry.

9. On the ninth day of Halloween,
Sandy gave to me…

Power to cast a ballot…

10. On the tenth day of Halloween,
Sandy gave to me…

****President Obama*****

11. On the eleventh day of Halloween,
Sandy gave to me…

Another Power Outage!! @(#*!!!!

12.
One the twelve day of Halloween,
Sandy gave to me…

Screw YOU, I’m moving counties.

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Comments

  1. As always very witty. I love it. Thanks for sharing.